My Offers

Working with me is your opportunity to create an epically authentic life - one that feels aligned with who TF you truly are.

Here’s the thing, friend, you already have all you need to thrive, but right now you’re doubting yourself and what you’re truly capable of!

What’s missing is you unlocking the fullest potential of your astrological birth chart (your Cosmic DNA as I call it) and activiating your personal opportunity periods that I uncover using the mathematical and scientific precision of astrology.

That’s exactly what’s waiting for you here. Understanding yourself on a deeper level and learning to make the right move, in the right moment.

When you learn how the stars align uniquely for you, you become unstoppable.

Hey! I’m Graham.

I may have begun my career as a professional dancer and movement coach for Lady Gaga, Idina Menzel, Meghan Trainor, and countless others, but you’re here because you want the fun, no B.S. approach to Astrology!

You’re here because you know astrology is a powerful tool, and you know there’s more to life than meets the eye, but you’re looking to uncover your own magic, to connect with your purpose, and to use the math and science of astrology to get you everything you want…and then some.

I already know that you believe astrology can benefit you personally, professionally, and romantically. You just need the translator. The person who can look at your birth chart plus where all the planets are right now and tell you exactly what opportunities are available to you - right here, right now.

So let’s not wait, let’s see what opportunities the stars are opening up for you!

The Moon Phase Manifestor

My signature group program is where you go from setting vague goals and simply hoping for the best and into setting hyper-specific goals in sync with the lunar phases.

A Daily Dose of Stars

Right now you’re using Astrology to predict your future, but the real power is when you use it to partner with the energy of the moment. This daily energy report gives you game changing astro coaching every single day.

Easy AF Manifesting

If you’ve found yourself asking what manifestation actually is or saying to yourself, “I don’t even know what I want, how can I manifest anything?” this free training was made just for you.

My Bomb Ass Clients Have Said…

  • "The whole first half of 2024 I was miserable, I was questioning a lot of things about my life, I was depressed, things were not going well! And then...the whole back half of 2024, after I started 1:1 Astrology coaching with you, was just all of these accomplishments and I did all of this in half a year...it's crazy! I hesitated completely to invest in myself because I don't really do things for myself...but MAN AM I GLAD I DID!"

    Courtney

  • "Wow, wow, wow! My oracle reading was everything I hoped it would be. The month that has already passed was accurate and now I am ready to face the year ahead but what really made this reading above and beyond was Graham himself. He was professional but made the experience feel special. I got the feeling he really cared and was excited to walk through my year with me. He was also proactive about communicating with me while I waited for my order to be ready. I cannot recommend him enough and will definitely be coming back for more Drunk Astrology!"

    Jennifer

  • "The moment I started to read the written summary, I got chills...your readings are powerful and spot on...every.single.time. This work is good, life-giving, work."

    DeLenn M.

  • "My yearly birth chart reading with Graham was just what I was looking for - insightful, full of knowledge, and FUN! If you're looking for someone who can cut through all the complexity of astrology and give you beautiful direction and context, look no further!"

    Lisa B.

  • "After coaching with you, I'm coming into myself more and ready to take off RUNNING!"

    Courtney W.

  • "I am in a different place thanks to your support and guidance in our coaching sessions! I wouldn't be getting this gig if it wasn't for you and what you've done for me in our coaching calls. I'm so confident, I'm gonna make shit happen!"

    Amanda G.

  • "I texted my wife as I was watching my yearly oracle reading and said, 'I need you to know I am five minutes into my Oracle reading from Graham and the first thing he said was 'oh you have lots to say, lots to communicate, you're a really passionate person with that Sadge rising' and then he told me that I was in my introspective era and I've never felt so seen by a complete stranger in my entire life."

    Lauren C.

  • "You sir have completely outdone yourself with the yearly eBook!!! I just glanced through it and cannot wait to sit down and dig in. Thank you so much for all your hard work that you put into creating such a great tool for us to use to create our best life!"

    Caroline B.

  • "I just watched my yearly oracle card reading and I am dying. The universe does not mess around...MESSAGE RECEIVED. Thank you as always."

    Kate B.

  • "I couldn't have asked for a better reader. Graham guided me through every step, making the experience incredibly personal. Receiving my yearly oracle reading over a month into the year allowed me to reflect on January's cards with the hindsight of how the month had actually unfolded and the insight about purging old energy to usher in a new phase was spot on. But it was the subtle details throughout the entire experience that really took this to the next level...I could go on and on about how accurate this reading has been so far and how wondeful it was to work with Graham. Overally, this worth every penny. I will continue using Graham for future council and wholeheartedly recommend his services."

    Jennifer S.

  • "Three coaching sessions in and I feel like a weight has been lifted off my back, I'm not so stuck in my head...feels very uplifting!"

    Karen LC-K.

  • "I was at a crossroads, not really knowing where I was going, and now I feel on top of my shit! I feel like I've been able to fill my cup while still getting things done."

    Tiffany G.